spitecho replied to your post: Who new narcotics, muscle relaxers, and wine could…
Sleep on your stomach tonight; that is the rockstar death combo.
I’m too young to dieee
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Three beers make you pee forever, four beers make you philosophical, five beers makes you turn into an Automated High-Five Machine, six beers gives kangaroos the power to telekinetically control fire.
I switched to wine
Someone on my dash posted something about it being illegal in Australia to give a kangaroo six beers, so I googled “drunk kangaroo” to make a response, but seeing ridiculous drunken kangaroos made me forget what I was doing.
that’s the best answer ever
but five beers is ok?