If dragons aren’t using the internet, then explain TMZ. You can’t.
Justin McElroy, MBMBaM #44
say not to pot
Beth Coco: Bucket list in progress
(If I think of any other things I’ll just reblog with the added stuff to do before I die Also, when I say I want to meet someone I mean actually meet them—handshake, maybe get a picture.That kind of thing.)
- Visit Amsterdam
- Visit Helsinki
- Meet Arjen Lucassen
- See Within Temptation…
Party with the McElroys! How could I forget this was on my list?
People can get mad at me for mentioning MBMBaM all the fucking time and I will never ever ever be sorry
It ran over his hands like a babbling brook, the butt did.
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 145 (via prendick)
He squiggled it around and it was prettttyy cooooool. He liked the way it felt on his hands. It ran over his hands like a babbling brook, the butt did. He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out the Oakleys and placed them tenderly, tenderly, so so tenderly upon the hydrant’s brim.
“We are going to do this so good,” the hydrant said.
She jolloped down onto his lap like a bag of kids.
“What about your geef?” she asked.
“Oh don’t worry about her. Mustang time! Let’s undulate together.”
Their faces slapped together, kissingly. They slapped and flapped, and they clapped, and it was so good guys. It’s hard for me to describe how good it was but you have to trust me. If you had seen this… buckets. Buckets of it. Their bodies were like one of those bigs nets of crabs from Deadliest Catch, and one of the boats on the show as well.
My Brother My Brother and Me writes erotic fiction, from Episode 145: Three’s Company High (via chaddar-cheese)
