Griffin: I'm not saying that women can't eat chicken wings and play Madden and make dude farts. That's not what I'm saying.
Justin: That is EXACTLY what women do when there aren't men around. I'm just saying - the mixing of the sexes...
Griffin: When you mix... when you cross-breed... uh... you can't...
Justin: *laughs* When you cross-breed men and women?!
Travis: Griffin does not believe in breeding between men and women.
Griffin: No. No.
Travis: That's gross.
Griffin: It's disgusting.
Travis: How do the parts even match up at that point, y'know?
Justin [in the voice of a southern lady]: It says in the Bible you must be equally yoked and that - that cannot apply if one of you is a man and one of you is a woman. It's DISGUSTING.
Griffin: Like, if you're not dong slapping which is -
Griffin: ... when you hit two dongs together like the thunder sticks at a stadium... like at a sports game.
Justin: Yes. Right.
Griffin: Or... I don't have a name for what it is when you do it with two vaginas.
Travis: [comment redacted]