Episode 100: Reflectionz: A Look Back - "Borrible'd" (10:47)

  • Griffin: I'm not saying that women can't eat chicken wings and play Madden and make dude farts. That's not what I'm saying.
  • Justin: That is EXACTLY what women do when there aren't men around. I'm just saying - the mixing of the sexes...
  • Griffin: When you mix... when you cross-breed... uh... you can't...
  • Justin: *laughs* When you cross-breed men and women?!
  • Travis: Griffin does not believe in breeding between men and women.
  • Griffin: No. No.
  • Justin: *laughs*
  • Travis: That's gross.
  • Griffin: It's disgusting.
  • Travis: How do the parts even match up at that point, y'know?
  • Justin [in the voice of a southern lady]: It says in the Bible you must be equally yoked and that - that cannot apply if one of you is a man and one of you is a woman. It's DISGUSTING.
  • Griffin: Like, if you're not dong slapping which is -
  • Travis: *laughs*
  • Griffin: ... when you hit two dongs together like the thunder sticks at a stadium... like at a sports game.
  • Justin: Yes. Right.
  • Griffin: Or... I don't have a name for what it is when you do it with two vaginas.
  • Travis: [comment redacted]
  • Griffin: Ooookay.