Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog/Twilight/Other Crossover
“Ed flew into the wall and Shadow guffawed androgynously, but then Ed got up and swung a mighty kick at him and kicked Shadow kicked in the right in the face.”
“GUFFAWED ANDROGYNOUSLY” OH MY GOD
Fandom: Twilight
“‘Hey guys, we have to talk.’ said Rosalie happily. ‘What?’ questioned Emmett. ‘Me, Bella, Alice and Rosalie are pregnant’ said Esme proudly. ‘This is dangerous’ said Carlisle. Emmett, Edward and Jasper gave blank looks at us. ‘All of you should get abortions’ said Edward.”
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
I wish I could properly communicate to you the noise I just made.
Screeching
(Source: twitter.com)
“Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the—”
(Source: time-lord-swag)
What the fuck, Target’s Facebook page?
Just saw this cover and am laughing my ass off.
The accuracy is poignant.
STEPHYLOCOCCUS
