I JUST WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MCELROYS
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
“Party with the McElroys” is an item on my bucket list.
Travis: Griffin, would you be more inclined to watch a Lingerie Football League if the teams were coached by a hologram of the late, great Vince Lombardi?
Griffin: I mean… probably Travis. Would I be more entertained by it if it all took place on a spaceship? What if when you went to it you got a million dollars for free. Would I be interested in going? Yeah, probably. What if while I was there they gave me pizzas with lasagna inside the crust? Yeah Trav, I’d be probably be down. I would probably be down with that. Oh, if just by going my vertical leap gets a foot better? Yeah, I think I could probably be interested in going to something like that. Oh I can live forever with these LFL tickets? Oh, I sure am glad I bought these. JESUS IS BACK EVERYONE, sure am glad I went to this Lingerie Football League… game. This event. Sorry sweetheart, you’d be stupid not to come with me to this LFL game- they let you replace your parts with cyborg parts. Bye forever~ got jet boots… stupid.