Apparently my body considers anything before 3:00 AM “not that late.”
listening to NPR and for real giggling crazily about how the British people on the BBC news pronounce “banana.”
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
17 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.