What I really want is a written, permanent record of my feeble, humiliating attempts to be sexy.

Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM Episode 101: Sext Fiction (via kkenuz)

ochorobo:

At least one good thing came out of Hurricane Sandy. Painted this while my power was out. 

ochorobo:

At least one good thing came out of Hurricane Sandy. Painted this while my power was out. 

I truly am surprised that we managed to take something sweet and innocent, and then corrupt it into something bad…OH NO WAIT, we’re a fucking conveyor belt that goes through a cardboard box, and the cardboard box says ‘Bad’ on it. And then we—there’s special—there’s a special robot there, and he’s got a shaker, and inside that shaker is concentrated bad. And he puts it on there.

I’m talkin’ bout dat dank ‘errrbbb! BRAAAAAAAAAP BRRAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAP!

Griffin Mcelroy (via johannisaurus)

Who wants to get maaaarrrrrried? Ball and chain, milk and cow!
Don’t milk the cow when you can go out and Get-It!
Just fry free on that hot air balloon, cause you don’t need a sandbag tying you down!

Sweet, Sweet Baby Griffin (via annagrossout)