(Source: oistupidface)
walk into the club like what up i gotta big spock
This is my new hair in its natural state (no blow-drying or product or what have you). Looks like I caught a ghost in this picture too.
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
Stephen Colbert is my khaleesi
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
omg for what?
An ad agency is sueing them for allegedly ripping off their talking orange ads from 2005-2009 that used the exact same technique as the annoying orange stuff
(Source: examiner.com)
he had a pocket full of horses
fucked the shit outta bears
threw a knife
into heaven
and he killed with a stare
he made love like an eagle falling down from the sky
killed his sensei in a duel
and he NEVER SAID WHY
He’ll save children but not the British children
Lord of the Tardis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Source: muppetism.com)
wow sansa get over yourself how are you not thrilled to be forced to marry at 12 to a dude from the family who killed your dad and caused you great misery and pain. fuckin bitch i swear to god.