doginamanger: “I also appreciate that Americans wear campaign buttons, essentially saying ‘you and I are alike!’ ‘I am a huge asshole,’ or, in the case of a third party nominee, ‘I don’t mind wasting my vote.’ It makes everyone so wonderfully easy to pigeon hole. I only wish that the buttons could be larger, the size of plates, at least. That way you could read them from a greater distance, and...
charmeleon: wow thats so funny thanks facebook
fartgallery: silhouetteofapocketedindividual: fartgallery: I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described. i need some time to think my thoughts
falconrune: i was going to complain about teens on tumblr but i realized i in general follow a pretty good group of teens so good job most of the teens i follow, you do not suck OMG I just realized all over again that I’m not a teen
neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream oh my god
Plot twist: The Sandlot is actually a story about me
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doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
wattsworth: urbieknowsbest: lzbth: a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact. oh my god
I have butt.– George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States (via coopcooperberg)
hiddles-batched: destielandjohnlock-inthetardis: saywheeeeee: louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock. #philosophy of the fanfic writers
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
astrokidmusic: astrokidmusic: I should just quit school and become a brostitute you pay me to just hang out and chill does anybody want to join me we can start a brothel
TO MY FELLOW WHOVIANS
tinytruant: waiting-for-a-mad-man: benedictbooty: i-cant-without-wholock: Okay so I saw this post on facebook from the DW Official and I was like ‘oh, hey, nice, one month, one Doctor, very good’ BUT THEN I REALIZED ONE MONTH - ONE DOCTOR THERE ARE TWELVE MONTHS GUESS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL fucKING NO NO. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one